Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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