She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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