Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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