My first STD was from a foam party
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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