Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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