the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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