I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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