honey bunches of taint.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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