They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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