Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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