I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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