The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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