she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
