I wanna bring you to show and tell
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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