So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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