dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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