How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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