So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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