Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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