i permit you to call me
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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