doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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