It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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