North Korea, Best Korea!
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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