how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
We need to feng shui this bitch.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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