at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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