you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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