ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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