I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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