Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
This toilet bowl is my home.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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