Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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