I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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