She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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