I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize
