They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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