Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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