You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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