If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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