Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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