I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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