YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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