Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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