Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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