i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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