Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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