How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I didn't notice because vodka
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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