help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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