matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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