She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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