This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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