i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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