we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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