Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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