Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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