Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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