i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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