I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
how can u be prego again
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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